That’s why I never date magicians.
Who uses a glass anyway?
But hopefully not before 1986.
I’m an orgy identified celibate.
I just want this day to be over so that I can get some sleep.
The water is always bluer on the other side.
Better luck next time.
Sane but different.
I’m just making it up.
You still have to kill somebody though.
I wanna make up for last night.
Let’s hope they do that before they turn 40.
Just when I thought I was out…