TRASH IS FREE
Illustrations by Maciej Kalymon. Texts by Maciej and John Daily. Most of the taglines underneath the drawings are by John. A new one everyday, five days a week. Doing this independently and would love to hear back from you! And thanks for reblogging! Oh yeah, Disclaimer: If you agree with any of the opinions expressed on this blog, then we're impressed that you can read at all.
TRASH IS FREE
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Even steven.
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That’s why I never date magicians.
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Who uses a glass anyway?
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But hopefully not before 1986.
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I’m an orgy identified celibate.
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I just want this day to be over so that I can get some sleep.
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The water is always bluer on the other side.
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Better luck next time.
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Sane but different.
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I’m just making it up.
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You still have to kill somebody though.
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I wanna make up for last night.
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Let’s hope they do that before they turn 40.
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Just when I thought I was out…